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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Former Spy Telescopes Turned To Space

The National Reconnaissance Office has donated two former spy telescopes to NASA, which hopes to repurpose them to investigate dark energy. What do you think?

  • "They should give NASA some wiretaps to listen in on what those asteroids are saying about us."

    Kenny Grieve Disc-Pad-Plate Filler
  • "NASA always gets the best hand-me-downs. Remember a couple years ago when the USDA donated a corn picker? Up it went, right into space."

    Sheena Vincent Welt Cutter, Reflow Operator
  • "Oh, you believed that, did you? Excellent."

    Todd Lanier-Bramlett Display Maker

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