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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Fox Announces ‘Grease’ Live TV Musical For 2015

Fox has announced that the network is planning to air a live version of the hit 1978 musical Grease in 2015. What do you think?

  • “But TV was the one place I was safe from the magic of live theater.”

    Arnie Futterman Image Consultant
  • “This makes me nostalgic for the ’70s, back when everyone was nostalgic for the ’50s.”

    Belinda Elson Pastry Finisher
  • “I hope they don’t make the same mistake the movie did by adding all the singing.”

    Harry Peltzer Loan Underwriter
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