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‘Lost Dog’ Poster Really Tooting Dog’s Horn

BROOKLYN, NY—Claiming the flyer could really stand to tone it down a little, sources said a lost dog poster that began appearing in Brooklyn’s Fort Greene neighborhood Tuesday was really tooting the dog’s horn.

FDA Rents Party House Upstate To Test New Drug

TOBYHANNA, PA—With preclinical studies of an in-development cholesterol-reducing medication now complete, Food and Drug Administration officials confirmed Monday they would be conducting initial trials of the new drug at a large party house they had rented in upstate Pennsylvania.

Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

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Fox Announces ‘Grease’ Live TV Musical For 2015

Fox has announced that the network is planning to air a live version of the hit 1978 musical Grease in 2015. What do you think?

  • “But TV was the one place I was safe from the magic of live theater.”

    Arnie Futterman Image Consultant
  • “This makes me nostalgic for the ’70s, back when everyone was nostalgic for the ’50s.”

    Belinda Elson Pastry Finisher
  • “I hope they don’t make the same mistake the movie did by adding all the singing.”

    Harry Peltzer Loan Underwriter

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