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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Fracking Causing Earthquakes?

Fracking wastewater is being blamed for several recent Youngstown, OH earthquakes, including one that reached a magnitude of 4.0. What do you think?

  • “There is simply no science I will ever choose to believe in that supports that idea.”

    Gabrielle Davis Flatwork Tier
  • "Don't worry, the U.S. Geological Survey is devising ways to solve the problem. In the meantime, we'll just have to put up with private corporations compromising the ancient bedrock underneath the North American continent's surface."

    Wallace Schneider Mica Inspector
  • "Well, then, fudge that fracking fricking son-of-a-beach wastewater, if it helps you feel better."

    Steve Bergman Brake Holder

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