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France Says Prepare For Iran War

France's Foreign Minister, Bernard Kouchner said that the world must prepare for the prospect of war if Iran obtains nuclear weapons. What do you think?
  • "This is, uh, how you say 'bad?'"

    Pierre Duchamp
    Waiter
  • "The French should lure Iran with their rich, cream-heavy foods, then attack from within."

    Jenny Klipstein
    Wedding Planner
  • "Finally. It's about time they quit being so French about everything."

    Travis Cullum
    Graffiti Remover

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