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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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France Says Prepare For Iran War

France's Foreign Minister, Bernard Kouchner said that the world must prepare for the prospect of war if Iran obtains nuclear weapons. What do you think?
  • "This is, uh, how you say 'bad?'"

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  • "The French should lure Iran with their rich, cream-heavy foods, then attack from within."

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  • "Finally. It's about time they quit being so French about everything."

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