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Franken Leaves Air America

Al Franken will be leaving the radio network Air America on February 14. What do you think?
  • "I'm sorry–who is leaving what?"

    Curtis Hoyt Financial Planner
  • "I suppose I'll have to turn elsewhere for my biting liberal commentary. Does Tim Meadows have a talk radio show?"

    Leticia Veriglio Doula
  • "That's corporate radio for you. Always trying to keep the little millionaire down."

    Todd Haber Extruding Machine Operator
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