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Vol 43 Issue 07

FBI Loses Laptops And Guns

According to a recent report, 160 laptops have been lost or stolen from the FBI, as well as 160 weapons. What do you think?

Drunk Driver In The Zone

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John Amaechi Comes Out As Former NBA Player

STOCKPORT, ENGLAND—British homosexual John Amaechi sent shockwaves throughout the sporting world last week when he announced, much to the surprise of his family and friends—in addition to NBA players and fans—that he lived a...
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Franken Leaves Air America

Al Franken will be leaving the radio network Air America on February 14. What do you think?
  • "I'm sorry–who is leaving what?"

    Curtis Hoyt
    Financial Planner
  • "I suppose I'll have to turn elsewhere for my biting liberal commentary. Does Tim Meadows have a talk radio show?"

    Leticia Veriglio
    Doula
  • "That's corporate radio for you. Always trying to keep the little millionaire down."

    Todd Haber
    Extruding Machine Operator
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