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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Franken Likely Winner

After nearly two months of recounts, Al Franken is the likely winner of the contested Minnesota Senate race. What do you think?
  • "Wow, what an incredible turn of events this managed to be for him, Al Franken."

    Oscar Hildebrandt Cement Truck Driver
  • "This bodes well for Sandler versus Brownback in 2010."

    Lena Gochenauer Dishwasher
  • "When I volunteered to work on Election Day, I never thought it would lead to two months of incessant counting. I miss my family."

    Mike Klein Accountant

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