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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.
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French Magazine Runs Muhammad Cartoons

The Paris-based satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo published cartoons today that depict the Prophet Muhammad naked, drawing criticism from the French government, which has shut down embassies and schools in 20 countries as a precautionary measure. What do you think?

  • “No way it could be half as offensive as the latest Marmaduke. I mean, is there anything that dog won’t chew on?”

    Shari Wittle Sheetrock Installer
  • “I hope it’s funny enough to cheer me up from all the deaths it’ll cause.”

    Joseph Ronay Mounted Police Officer
  • “The more everyone says not to draw Muhammad, the more nervous I get that I’m going to doodle him by accident."

    Curtis Grasmere Systems Analyst

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