French President Receives New Camel After First Eaten

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French President Receives New Camel After First Eaten

The government of Mali will give French president Francois Hollande a “bigger and better-looking” camel as a gift for France’s help in defeating Muslim rebels after the original camel, which Hollande left with a family in Timbuktu, was promptly killed and eaten in a stew. What do you think?

  • “Great, now you’ve got me all hungry for camel.”

    Spiro Heuer
  • “I’m a little confused about the etiquette here. How long can someone leave their camel at your house before you’re allowed to eat it?”

    Rosalie Heitman
    Jukebox Servicer
  • “See, that’s why I always make sure to keep a close watch on my camel, because otherwise—oh, no, Annabelle!”

    Ernie Gallavan
    Septic Tank Installer