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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

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Future Of Moon Mission In Doubt

Due to financial constraints, NASA's plans to return to the moon are no longer in the Obama budget. What do you think?
  • "That's just another few years Buzz Aldrin will have to wait to get his wallet back."

    Matt Breckman Parking Attendant
  • "It's about time the government put space exploration in the capable hands of the private sector. I personally can't wait to ride on the Arby's 1."

    Jody Hanson Milk Hauler
  • "But moon people turned out in record droves to vote Democrat!"

    Christian Yazbek Salt Spreader

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New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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