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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Future Of Moon Mission In Doubt

Due to financial constraints, NASA's plans to return to the moon are no longer in the Obama budget. What do you think?
  • "That's just another few years Buzz Aldrin will have to wait to get his wallet back."

    Matt Breckman Parking Attendant
  • "It's about time the government put space exploration in the capable hands of the private sector. I personally can't wait to ride on the Arby's 1."

    Jody Hanson Milk Hauler
  • "But moon people turned out in record droves to vote Democrat!"

    Christian Yazbek Salt Spreader
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