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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Future Of Moon Mission In Doubt

Due to financial constraints, NASA's plans to return to the moon are no longer in the Obama budget. What do you think?
  • "That's just another few years Buzz Aldrin will have to wait to get his wallet back."

    Matt Breckman Parking Attendant
  • "It's about time the government put space exploration in the capable hands of the private sector. I personally can't wait to ride on the Arby's 1."

    Jody Hanson Milk Hauler
  • "But moon people turned out in record droves to vote Democrat!"

    Christian Yazbek Salt Spreader
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