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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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'Game Of Thrones' Season 3 Premieres To Strong Ratings

The popular HBO fantasy drama Game of Thrones, based on the series of best-selling novels by George R.R. Martin, returned to television last night, continuing the struggle between the Lannisters and the Starks. What do you think?

  • “Oh, good. I hope it’s still taking place in a fictional world.”

    Marshall Littleton Art Therapist
  • “Yeah, suddenly now everyone’s such a huge fan. Well, guess what, I’ve been watching Thrones since the very first minute of the third episode of season two.”

    Colin Franchett Tubing Assembler
  • “Aw, I like it when shows do well.”

    Lizbeth Vick Submersible Pilot

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