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A Primer On The Dark Web

With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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'Game Of Thrones' Season 3 Premieres To Strong Ratings

The popular HBO fantasy drama Game of Thrones, based on the series of best-selling novels by George R.R. Martin, returned to television last night, continuing the struggle between the Lannisters and the Starks. What do you think?

  • “Oh, good. I hope it’s still taking place in a fictional world.”

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  • “Yeah, suddenly now everyone’s such a huge fan. Well, guess what, I’ve been watching Thrones since the very first minute of the third episode of season two.”

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  • “Aw, I like it when shows do well.”

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