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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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'Game Of Thrones' Season 3 Premieres To Strong Ratings

The popular HBO fantasy drama Game of Thrones, based on the series of best-selling novels by George R.R. Martin, returned to television last night, continuing the struggle between the Lannisters and the Starks. What do you think?

  • “Oh, good. I hope it’s still taking place in a fictional world.”

    Marshall Littleton Art Therapist
  • “Yeah, suddenly now everyone’s such a huge fan. Well, guess what, I’ve been watching Thrones since the very first minute of the third episode of season two.”

    Colin Franchett Tubing Assembler
  • “Aw, I like it when shows do well.”

    Lizbeth Vick Submersible Pilot
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