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‘Game Of Thrones’ To Film Multiple Series Endings

In order to guard against leaks, HBO is reportedly filming multiple endings for Game of Thrones, so even the show’s cast will be unsure what really happens in the series finale. What do you think?

  • “I hope they go with the most critically acclaimed ending.”

    Noah Gerber Ear Gauger
  • “Now that you’ve told me the show is going to end with something or other happening the entire series is spoiled for me.”

    Maya Sadowski Portrait Straightener
  • “Is that legal?”

    Ben Lauderdale Tunnel Smoother

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