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Gates To Leave Microsoft

Bill Gates announced that he will be giving up his duties in the day-to-day operations of Microsoft in 2008. What do you think?
  • "This will certainly give him more time to tighten his tyrannical monopoly on philanthropy."

    Alex Martinelli
    Sous Chef
  • "It was only a matter of time before the head of Microsoft crashed."

    Diane Wheedon
    Systems Analyst
  • "Now maybe he can finally buy one of those new black Dual-Core MacBooks without everyone crawling up his ass."

    Rob Bernstein
    Exterminator
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