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Saudi Authorities Decry Wasteful 3-Hour Death-Row Appeals Process

RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA—Criticizing the amount of time and money wasted between a condemned individual’s sentencing and eventual execution, Saudi government officials expressed frustration Monday over the country’s costly three-hour appeals process for convicts facing the death penalty.

Entire Broncos Organization Announces Retirement After Super Bowl Win

‘There’s Nothing Better Than Going Out On Top,’ Says Every Denver Player, Coach, Executive, Trainer, Office Administrator, Janitor

SANTA CLARA, CA—Following the team’s 24-10 victory over the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 50, every single member of the Denver Broncos organization officially announced their retirement Sunday.
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The Vatican has announced that it will prevent homosexuals from entering the priesthood. What do you think?
  • "But I can keep the outfit, right?"

    John Benito
    Dentist
  • "I heard they're also doing away with Barry, the patron saint of neatly groomed mustaches."

    Chris Dellinger
    Adjudicator
  • "So...They're just going to promote them all to bishop?"

    Casey Lincoln
    Chiropractor

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