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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Brokeback Mountain, Ang Lee's controversial gay cowboy film, is generating Oscar buzz. What do you think?
  • "I'm not sure I understand what all the hubbub is about. Wait, one of them isn't black, is he?"

    Kelly Neese Waitress
  • "It's just sick, really. I'm taking my family to the movie where the lady cock-teases that gorilla."

    Gary Alexander Systems Analyst
  • "I'm sorry, but you couldn't pay me to see a movie about love."

    Sean Byrne Saucier

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