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‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.
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Gay Cowboy Film Buzz

Brokeback Mountain, Ang Lee's controversial gay cowboy film, is generating Oscar buzz. What do you think?
  • "I'm not sure I understand what all the hubbub is about. Wait, one of them isn't black, is he?"

    Kelly Neese Waitress
  • "It's just sick, really. I'm taking my family to the movie where the lady cock-teases that gorilla."

    Gary Alexander Systems Analyst
  • "I'm sorry, but you couldn't pay me to see a movie about love."

    Sean Byrne Saucier

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