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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Gay Cowboy Film Buzz

Brokeback Mountain, Ang Lee's controversial gay cowboy film, is generating Oscar buzz. What do you think?
  • "I'm not sure I understand what all the hubbub is about. Wait, one of them isn't black, is he?"

    Kelly Neese Waitress
  • "It's just sick, really. I'm taking my family to the movie where the lady cock-teases that gorilla."

    Gary Alexander Systems Analyst
  • "I'm sorry, but you couldn't pay me to see a movie about love."

    Sean Byrne Saucier
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