"Same-sex unions will only serve to weaken the institution of marriage for the rest of us. My wife and I can barely stand each other as it is."Karl Collins
"How will they decide who's going to wear the wedding dress?! Whoa! Sorry for being so 'politically incorrect'!"Joe Perez
"What's the big deal? It's legal now. My sister's married to a gay guy and everyone knows it."Frances Evans
"Great. Just when I finally get my mother to accept that I'm gay, she has a whole new thing to nag me about: getting married."Walter Hill
"Some fag better not try marrying me. These days, you fuck a guy one time and he pulls out a ring."Jerry Turner
"As an overweight, emotionally needy fag hag, I strongly oppose all gay marriage legislation."Diane Morris
Last week, the Massachusetts high court sanctioned same-sex marriages in that state. What do you think?