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Vol 44 Issue 26

Right To Own Guns Upheld

In its first interpretation of the Second Amendment in 80 years, the Supreme Court overturned Washington D.C.'s gun ban, stating that Americans had the right to own handguns. What do you think?

George Takei To Wed Partner

Following California's legalization of gay marriage, George Takei, best known as Sulu on Star Trek, has applied to marry his longtime partner....
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Technology Unfortunately Allows Distant Friends To Reconnect

WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

Gay Marriage Could Be Profitable

According to a report from the city's comptroller, New York City would stand to gain $142 million in the first three years of legalized gay marriage. What do you think?
  • "Why? Does buying a gay melon baller at Tiffany's cost more than buying a straight melon baller at Tiffany's?"

    Katharine Epperson
    Video Editor
  • "$142 million! Boy, they really know how to pull an old conservative Republican's heart-strings!"

    Andre Milstead
    Drayman
  • "The city needn't permit something so crass and immoral to raise money. May I suggest legalized gambling as an alternative?"

    Harris Charles
    Systems Analyst
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