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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Gay Marriage In San Francisco

Last week, California's Supreme Court voided about 4,000 same-sex marriages performed by the mayor of San Francisco earlier this year. What do you think?
  • "The court struck every single one down? Well, that makes the failure rate for gay marriages almost double that of straight marriages."

    Michael Harlson Banker
  • "Oh... well... oh, geez. I'm no good at talking about all this mushy stuff."

    Mark Jacobsen Systems Analyst
  • "In addition to being overturned legally, were these marriages officially annulled in the eyes of God? If not, these people could be condemned to hell!"

    Kathleen Hayes Teacher
  • "I had five weddings to attend in October, but now it's only three. That doesn't seem like much less, but believe me, it really helps."

    Jan Gorman Choreographer
  • "Did you hear this, Rod and Keenan? I want those wine glasses back!"

    Charles Lopez Driver
  • "Just to clarify, sodomy's still legal, isn't it? Well, all right then."

    Chris Gerber Dishwasher

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