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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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Gaza Pullout

In an effort to reinvigorate the Middle East peace process, Israel fulfilled its pledge and withdrew from the Gaza Strip. What do you think?
  • "An end to over three decades of savage bloodshed over a tiny, ugly parcel of land... This is truly a sad day in the history of

    William McGeveren Radio Announcer
  • "Tell me they at least kept those beautiful, beautiful concrete demarcation walls up—they did? Oh, thank God."

    Elizabeth Barden Astronomer
  • "See, I knew that if the Palestinians ignored the Israelis for long enough, they'd go away."

    Cassandra L. Capo Preschool Teacher
  • "A Gaza home is affordable and can be yours! Contact me, Ramzi al-Yuusuf, at Hamas Realty, 08-636-8871."

    Ramzi al-Yuusuf Realtor
  • "I just can't believe that spineless peacenik Sharon knuckled under so quickly."

    Jay Jaffe Data-Entry Specialist
  • "Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, just tell me if it's good or bad this is happening, because I'm too goddamned confused by the last 30

    Martin Kenney Jr. Systems Analyst

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