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Gaza Pullout

In an effort to reinvigorate the Middle East peace process, Israel fulfilled its pledge and withdrew from the Gaza Strip. What do you think?
  • "An end to over three decades of savage bloodshed over a tiny, ugly parcel of land... This is truly a sad day in the history of

    William McGeveren
    Radio Announcer
  • "Tell me they at least kept those beautiful, beautiful concrete demarcation walls up—they did? Oh, thank God."

    Elizabeth Barden
    Astronomer
  • "See, I knew that if the Palestinians ignored the Israelis for long enough, they'd go away."

    Cassandra L. Capo
    Preschool Teacher
  • "A Gaza home is affordable and can be yours! Contact me, Ramzi al-Yuusuf, at Hamas Realty, 08-636-8871."

    Ramzi al-Yuusuf
    Realtor
  • "I just can't believe that spineless peacenik Sharon knuckled under so quickly."

    Jay Jaffe
    Data-Entry Specialist
  • "Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, just tell me if it's good or bad this is happening, because I'm too goddamned confused by the last 30

    Martin Kenney Jr.
    Systems Analyst
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