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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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General Calls Homosexuality 'Immoral'

Marine Gen. Peter Pace, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told the Chicago Tribune that he considered homosexuality "immoral." What do you think?
  • "Eh—he said the same thing about peace talks and leaving civilian populations intact."

    Karen Bowen Home Health Care Assistant
  • "He's just pandering. He told the Miami Herald that he thinks homosexuality is a rocking good time."

    Wayne Coopey Systems Analyst
  • "That's weird. Based on their outfits and tight, muscular chests, I assumed the armed forces were ALL gay."

    Peter Johnston Landscaper

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Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

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