General Calls Homosexuality 'Immoral'

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General Calls Homosexuality 'Immoral'

Marine Gen. Peter Pace, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told the Chicago Tribune that he considered homosexuality "immoral." What do you think?
  • "Eh—he said the same thing about peace talks and leaving civilian populations intact."

    Karen Bowen
    Home Health Care Assistant
  • "He's just pandering. He told the Miami Herald that he thinks homosexuality is a rocking good time."

    Wayne Coopey
    Systems Analyst
  • "That's weird. Based on their outfits and tight, muscular chests, I assumed the armed forces were ALL gay."

    Peter Johnston
    Landscaper
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