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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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General Calls Homosexuality 'Immoral'

Marine Gen. Peter Pace, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told the Chicago Tribune that he considered homosexuality "immoral." What do you think?
  • "Eh—he said the same thing about peace talks and leaving civilian populations intact."

    Karen Bowen Home Health Care Assistant
  • "He's just pandering. He told the Miami Herald that he thinks homosexuality is a rocking good time."

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  • "That's weird. Based on their outfits and tight, muscular chests, I assumed the armed forces were ALL gay."

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