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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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George Lucas Retiring?

Star Wars director George Lucas announced that he will step away from his production company to focus on making smaller, more experimental films. What do you think?

  • “Good. The young-adult novel expansions on the comics based on the prequel movies were starting to get shitty.”

    Dirk Macaulay Systems Analyst
  • “What’s the point if the characters won’t make good Halloween costumes?”

    Liz Pinsent Employee Benefits Manager
  • “Hey, Michael Bay, don't get any bright ideas. We need you right where you are.”

    John Yancy Roller Coverer

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