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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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George Takei To Wed Partner

Following California's legalization of gay marriage, George Takei, best known as Sulu on Star Trek, has applied to marry his longtime partner. What do you think?
  • "Wait...this Sulu didn't have a scar on his face, did he? Well, then, that's OK. Congratulations to the happy couple."

    Phyllis Stibbe Systems Analyst
  • "I'm wondering if I should send him a gift or just wait to give it to him in person at the next Comic Con."

    Paul Kanable Roadie
  • "Still not as shocking as when Kirk kissed Uhura."

    Oren Campbell Paramedic

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