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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

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ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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George Takei To Wed Partner

Following California's legalization of gay marriage, George Takei, best known as Sulu on Star Trek, has applied to marry his longtime partner. What do you think?
  • "Wait...this Sulu didn't have a scar on his face, did he? Well, then, that's OK. Congratulations to the happy couple."

    Phyllis Stibbe Systems Analyst
  • "I'm wondering if I should send him a gift or just wait to give it to him in person at the next Comic Con."

    Paul Kanable Roadie
  • "Still not as shocking as when Kirk kissed Uhura."

    Oren Campbell Paramedic

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