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George W. Bush Not Attending RNC

Former president George W. Bush declined an invitation to attend next month’s Republican National Convention in Tampa, FL. What do you think?

  • “Probably for the best. I imagine his elocution’s a bit rusty.”

    Pete Noback Yeast Washer
  • “What a moron. I bet they would have comped his drinks and everything.”

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  • “I guess he realized politics just wasn’t for him.”

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