George W. Bush Undergoes Heart Surgery

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George W. Bush Undergoes Heart Surgery

Following the discovery of a blockage in one of George W. Bush’s arteries during his annual physical, doctors performed successful heart surgery on the former president Monday, inserting a stent to hold open his clogged blood vessel. What do you think?

  • “I hope he’s well enough to return to painting soon.”

    Cullen Fife
    Acid Purifier
  • “I hope whoever performed the surgery made it fun and pretended they were torturing him for nuclear codes the whole time.”

    Leigh Marcil
    Systems Analyst
  • “Annual physical? Pardon me, Mr. Rockefeller.”

    Buzz Sperry
    Balloon Manufacturer