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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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George W. Bush’s Approval Rating Highest In 8 Years

George W. Bush’s approval rating has climbed to its highest level since 2005 and he is now seen more positively than President Barack Obama, with 49 percent of Americans viewing the former president favorably and 46 percent viewing him unfavorably. What do you think?

  • “He really started growing on me when I stopped seeing and hearing him.”

    Marc Coleman Railroad Track Layer
  • “I’m sure that’s based on a sober-headed reevaluation of his specific policies and accomplishments.”

    Dorothea Brentley Scaffold Builder
  • “We always want what we cannot have.”

    Billy Greenwood Systems Analyst

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