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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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George Zimmerman Arrested For Domestic Violence

George Zimmerman, who was acquitted in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin, was arrested on a felony charge of assault after his girlfriend said he broke a glass table, pointed a shotgun at her face, and then locked her out of the house they share. What do you think?

  • “I don’t know how any woman could go out with someone who only just recently separated from his wife.”

    Frederick Moseley Kindergarten Teacher
  • “Doesn’t surprise me. That taste for the spotlight doesn’t just go away.”

    Nina Tolbert Piano Tuner
  • “At least he knows he’ll get a fair trial in Florida.”

    Murray Tremmel Unemployed
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