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George Zimmerman Arrested For Domestic Violence

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George Zimmerman Arrested For Domestic Violence

George Zimmerman, who was acquitted in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin, was arrested on a felony charge of assault after his girlfriend said he broke a glass table, pointed a shotgun at her face, and then locked her out of the house they share. What do you think?

  • “I don’t know how any woman could go out with someone who only just recently separated from his wife.”

    Frederick Moseley
    Kindergarten Teacher
  • “Doesn’t surprise me. That taste for the spotlight doesn’t just go away.”

    Nina Tolbert
    Piano Tuner
  • “At least he knows he’ll get a fair trial in Florida.”

    Murray Tremmel
    Unemployed

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