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New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.

How Amazon Plans To Expand

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking

WASHINGTON—Saying the practice accounted for a sizable portion of the nation’s physical activity on any given day, a new report published Tuesday by researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that Americans currently get 44 percent of their exercise from licking things.
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German Police Seize 5,000 Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills

Estimating the drugs’ total street value at roughly 39,000 euros, German police announced they’ve seized 5,000 orange Trump-shaped ecstasy pills. What do you think?

  • “I just don’t see the connection between Trump and something that seems like it could be fun but leaves you feeling depressed and disgusted later.”

    Josephine Fusco Badminton Judge
  • “Illegal drugs might never recover from the damage this association will do to their brand.”

    Nathan Lambrides Ladder Extender
  • “It’s official: This presidency just got slightly peculiar.”

    Tim Gaylon Systems Analyst

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