AMERICAN VOICES Vol 53 Issue 33

German Police Seize 5,000 Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills

Estimating the drugs’ total street value at roughly 39,000 euros, German police announced they’ve seized 5,000 orange Trump-shaped ecstasy pills. What do you think?

  • “I just don’t see the connection between Trump and something that seems like it could be fun but leaves you feeling depressed and disgusted later.”

    Josephine Fusco Badminton Judge
  • “Illegal drugs might never recover from the damage this association will do to their brand.”

    Nathan Lambrides Ladder Extender
  • “It’s official: This presidency just got slightly peculiar.”

    Tim Gaylon Systems Analyst