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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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German Shepherd Wins Best In Show At Westminster

Rumor, a German shepherd from Wisconsin, has won the Westminster Dog Show’s top prize, only the second of her breed to win throughout the show’s 140-year history. What do you think?

  • “And someone presumably said it couldn’t be done.”

    Rodney Long Stew Stirrer
  • “It’s so inspiring to see a lifetime of being a dog pay off!”

    Rick Baskett Organ Embalmer
  • “I know a Norwegian elkhound who’s going to need a few extra belly rubs tonight.”

    Patricia Langham Oboe Tuner
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