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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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German Shepherd Wins Best In Show At Westminster

Rumor, a German shepherd from Wisconsin, has won the Westminster Dog Show’s top prize, only the second of her breed to win throughout the show’s 140-year history. What do you think?

  • “And someone presumably said it couldn’t be done.”

    Rodney Long Stew Stirrer
  • “It’s so inspiring to see a lifetime of being a dog pay off!”

    Rick Baskett Organ Embalmer
  • “I know a Norwegian elkhound who’s going to need a few extra belly rubs tonight.”

    Patricia Langham Oboe Tuner

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