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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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Germans Making 'Green' Bombs

Scientists in Germany are experimenting with new environmentally friendly explosives to use in combat. What do you think?
  • "That's smart since peace talks spawn such a huge waste of paper."

    Logan Richardson Wedding Planner
  • "Well, if it's anything like the 'green' dishwashing liquid my wife makes us use, you'll have to use a ton of these 'green' bombs to have the same effect as one regular one."

    Matthew Moore Graphic Designer
  • "Well that solves all of the issues that I have with warfare."

    Anna Hartsell Custodian

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