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Germany To Ban Scientology

Germany’s interior minister called the Church of Scientology "an unconstitutional organization" and said the nation is seeking to ban the group. What do you think?
  • "I hope the Germans can gird themselves to live in a world without Kirstie Alley."

    Alicia Klaffky
    Wedding Cake Designer
  • "He sounds angry. Perhaps he'd like to meet with some nice friends of mine and explain his feelings while being hooked up to a fake machine."

    Marcus Washington
    Mortician
  • "This is, without question, the worst instance of religious persecution Germany has ever authorized."

    Ted Berg
    Systems Analyst
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