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Gibson Sues Over Guitar Hero

Guitar maker Gibson is suing MTV Networks and Electronic Arts, stating that the company has not been paid for a patent it owns for virtual guitar playing. What do you think?
  • "Finally, the name Gibson will be synonymous with fake guitars."

    Cassie Binnis
    Systems Analyst
  • "Now that I think of it, Capcom never paid me a dime for the patent I hold for virtual street fighting."

    Tim Bradley
    Janitor
  • "Excuse me, but after last week's championship game at Ray's Creekside Tavern, I believe it is I who owns Guitar Hero."

    Bruce LaSaard
    Elevator Installer
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