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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Giffords To Resign

Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) announced on her website this past weekend that she would resign her seat in the House to concentrate on her recovery. What do you think?

  • "I guess getting shot in the head is a lot worse than we all thought."

    Harry Browne Nozzle-and-Sleeve Worker
  • "Have her call my dad. He retired last summer and has been bored out of his mind."

    Chelsea Clamp Busher
  • "I thought she was strong enough to deal with Boehner shouting, 'Spit it out,' every time she addressed the House."

    Victor Weymouth Automobile Locator

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