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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Gilmore Drops Out Of Race

James Gilmore III has ended his campaign to be the Republican candidate for president in 2008. What do you think?
  • "Well, I guess the 'nobodies no one's ever heard of' vote is up for grabs again."

    Fernando Ortiz Packager
  • "Hope he realizes Pfizer's going to want its $50 back."

    Patricia Noble Taxi Driver
  • "Looks like America has already spoken. We will take nothing less than a black man, a white woman, or a non-Gilmore white man as President."

    Ron Brown Translator

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