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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Gingrich Announces Candidacy

Former House speaker Newt Gingrich is announcing he will run for president in 2012. What do you think?

  • "Oh, that probably means he’s also in the market for a new wife. It’d be great if you could put a good word in for me. I’m disease free."

    Lacey Hicks Bell Captain
  • "They're going to have a hard time filling his position as Liberty University's Dean of Rapacious Self-Indulgence."

    Chris Barrow Systems Analyst
  • "Now I finally know what he was getting at all those times over the past few months when he talked about running for president."

    Sam Demps Looper

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