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Trump Casually Informs Pence He Going To Make One Or Two Appearances During Speech

CLEVELAND—Pulling his running mate aside backstage at the Republican National Convention just minutes before the Indiana governor was scheduled to formally accept the party’s vice presidential nomination, GOP candidate Donald Trump casually informed Mike Pence that he would probably make one or two quick appearances during the Midwestern conservative’s headlining speech tonight.

‘Heed My Tragic Story Well, Friends, For You Could Just As Easily Be Me,’ Says Chris Christie In Haunting RNC Speech

CLEVELAND—A thrall sweeping over the assembled GOP officials and party members Tuesday as he recounted his chilling tale of hubris, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly entreated those at the Republican National Convention to consider the sad story of his own dizzying rise and ignominious fall, offering a bitter warning to all in attendance that his terrible fate could befall any one of them.
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Gingrich Announces Candidacy

Former House speaker Newt Gingrich is announcing he will run for president in 2012. What do you think?

  • "Oh, that probably means he’s also in the market for a new wife. It’d be great if you could put a good word in for me. I’m disease free."

    Lacey Hicks Bell Captain
  • "They're going to have a hard time filling his position as Liberty University's Dean of Rapacious Self-Indulgence."

    Chris Barrow Systems Analyst
  • "Now I finally know what he was getting at all those times over the past few months when he talked about running for president."

    Sam Demps Looper

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