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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Gingrich Announces Candidacy

Former House speaker Newt Gingrich is announcing he will run for president in 2012. What do you think?

  • "Oh, that probably means he’s also in the market for a new wife. It’d be great if you could put a good word in for me. I’m disease free."

    Lacey Hicks Bell Captain
  • "They're going to have a hard time filling his position as Liberty University's Dean of Rapacious Self-Indulgence."

    Chris Barrow Systems Analyst
  • "Now I finally know what he was getting at all those times over the past few months when he talked about running for president."

    Sam Demps Looper

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