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Good Guy With Gun, Bad Guy With Gun Both Excited To Unload Firearm In Crowd Outside Arena

CLEVELAND—As each of them looked around at the people gathered outside Quicken Loans Arena and fantasized about unholstering their weapon and taking aim directly at others, both a good guy with a gun and a bad guy with a gun attending the Republican National Convention reportedly worked themselves into a heightened state of excitement Thursday at the thought of unloading their firearm into the crowd.

Bob Dole Picked Off By Large Hawk Circling Arena Parking Lot

CLEVELAND—Describing how the bird of prey suddenly dived down from the sky at high velocity, sources confirmed Thursday that former GOP presidential nominee Bob Dole was picked off by a large red-tailed hawk circling above the Quicken Loans Arena parking lot.
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Gingrich Photo Op: $50

Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich is charging supporters $50 to pose for a photo with him. What do you think?

  • "Pricey, sure, but just think how impressed your grandkids will be when they see a picture of you with some guy."

    Brian Offer Base Filler
  • "Is there a surcharge if I bring along a couple sombreros for us to wear?"

    Katie Wilson Open-Developer Operator
  • "Gingrich is so creative when it comes to paying down debts, we'd be stupid not to elect him president."

    Gary Andreoni Head Teller

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