Girl Sells Record 18,000 Boxes Of Girl Scout Cookies

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Girl Sells Record 18,000 Boxes Of Girl Scout Cookies

Oklahoma middle school student Katie Francis broke the national Girl Scout cookie sales record by selling more than 18,000 boxes in seven weeks, attributing her success to asking everyone she sees to buy a box. What do you think?

  • “Always good to see a budding capitalist sociopath be a girl for a change.”

    Cameron Griffith
    Custodian
  • “She didn’t sell cookies. Cookies sell themselves.”

    Derek Rankin
    Health Inspector
  • “She’s going to be rich!”

    Taylor Finke
    Sales Representative
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