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WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Girls Banned From Flight For Wearing Leggings

Two preteen girls were banned from a United flight for wearing leggings in violation of the airline’s dress code, actions that United has defended. What do you think?

  • “First they tell us we can’t destroy the smoke alarm in the bathroom, and now this?”

    Marvin Wenigar Fossil Bleacher
  • “You can’t expect an airline to have such a broad, vague contract of carriage and not test it out every once in a while.”

    Jordan Laredo Canister Pressurizer
  • “I’m with United on this one. This is air travel, not some pornography film!”

    Evelyn Baskell Illusionist Booker

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