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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Girls Gone Wild Creator Ordered To Jail

Joe Francis, the man who created the Girls Gone Wild home-video franchise, has been ordered to jail for failing to appear in court for a hearing. What do you think?
  • "It's shocking to see this type of behavior from one of our nation's most respected pornographers."

    Teddy Stivenson Customs Officer
  • "They can imprison the man, but not his spirit."

    Holly McGibbons Midwife
  • "What would it take to get the creator of Desperate Housewives jailed? I hate that show."

    Derek Tobias Crossing Guard
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