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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Girls Gone Wild Creator Ordered To Jail

Joe Francis, the man who created the Girls Gone Wild home-video franchise, has been ordered to jail for failing to appear in court for a hearing. What do you think?
  • "It's shocking to see this type of behavior from one of our nation's most respected pornographers."

    Teddy Stivenson Customs Officer
  • "They can imprison the man, but not his spirit."

    Holly McGibbons Midwife
  • "What would it take to get the creator of Desperate Housewives jailed? I hate that show."

    Derek Tobias Crossing Guard

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