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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Girls Gone Wild Creator Ordered To Jail

Joe Francis, the man who created the Girls Gone Wild home-video franchise, has been ordered to jail for failing to appear in court for a hearing. What do you think?
  • "It's shocking to see this type of behavior from one of our nation's most respected pornographers."

    Teddy Stivenson Customs Officer
  • "They can imprison the man, but not his spirit."

    Holly McGibbons Midwife
  • "What would it take to get the creator of Desperate Housewives jailed? I hate that show."

    Derek Tobias Crossing Guard

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