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Diamond Dave Axed Again

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Gitmo Prisoner Names Released

The U.S government released the first list of detainees at the Guantanamo Bay prison last week, the most extensive accounting yet of the hundreds of people being held there. What do you think?
  • "With typical arrogance, the Pentagon didn't bother to inform the public who was sexiest."

    Blain Deutsch
    Meteorologist
  • "How embarrassing for them. I remember when Gigi Greenwood released that list of all the sophomore girls who had made out with Greg Curtis. I thought my life was over."

    George Shear
    Auctioneer
  • "At least now I know that my dear uncle Muhammed al-Qahtani is safe—kind of."

    Megan Ballard
    Radio Technican
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