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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Giuliani's Son Suing Duke Over Golf

Andrew Giuliani is suing Duke University after being recruited for, then removed from, the Duke University golf team. What do you think?
  • "Does Duke even know who his father was?"

    Hugo Allen Systems Analyst
  • "I wish I'd thought of suing when my university recruited me for history and then I flunked."

    Sara Gill Copy Store Clerk
  • "This younger Giuliani seems to lack the 9/11 cred that made his dad so great. This guy needs a golf 9/11."

    Dave King Newspaper Vendor

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