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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Global Military Spending Declines

Overall spending on militaries worldwide fell to $1.75 trillion in 2012, down 0.5 percent from the previous year and marking the first recorded drop in global military spending since 1998. What do you think?

  • “My wish for world peace came 0.5 percent true!”

    Louise Pearce Emergency Dispatcher
  • “God, now we’re going to have the lamest wars.”

    Miguel Flores Harness Rigger
  • “Now nothing can stop me! Ha ha ha ha ha!”

    Evan Townsend Diamond Cutter
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