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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Global Warming Heats Up

Last week, President Bush rejected the 1997 Kyoto Protocol, which requires industrialized nations to curb greenhouse-gas emissions. What do you think?
  • "I'm sorry, but it's vital to the health of the U.S. economy that we destroy the entire Earth."

    Chris Stratton Delivery Driver
  • "As a Nader supporter, I'm thrilled to see the Green Party's master plan working so perfectly."

    Debbie Honig Student
  • "I'm with Bush: What have future generations ever done for me?"

    James Burkholtz Mechanical Engineer
  • "I'm against global warming. I'm also against altering my lifestyle in any way whatsoever to reduce it."

    Patricia Volk Homemaker
  • "SUV owners can help reduce toxic emissions by parking in enclosed garages, stopping up their exhaust pipes, getting back into their cars, and tightly sealing all windows and doors."

    Frank Toome Systems Analyst
  • "As a resident of Greenland, I only have one thing to say: goodbye."

    Larry Blunstone Shopkeeper

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