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Man Considers Nodding Approvingly After Friend’s Drink Purchase

MEQUON, WI—Seeking to convey his endorsement of his acquaintance's selection at local bar Coney's Draft House this evening, area man Thomas Dodge told reporters that he was considering nodding approvingly at his friend’s alcoholic beverage pur...

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Global Warming Irreversible

According to the journal Science, the human influence on the Earth's climate will be irreversible within the next 100 years. What do you think?
  • "Global warming, asteroids, earthquakes—I can only think of the effects of one disaster-movie at a time."

    Haitham Azeed
    Web Editor
  • "I'm sick of all the whiners crying about global warming. If you've got a problem with how this planet is run, why don't you go someplace else and see how you like it there?"

    John Finney
    Tour Guide
  • "Irreversible? Still?"

    Barbara Coleman
    Pharmacist
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