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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Global Warming Making People More Violent

A study published in the journal Science found that extremely hot and dry weather resulted in greater levels of conflict, and posited that for every degree Fahrenheit increase in average temperature, violent crime in the U.S. would rise by 2 to 4 percent. What do you think?

  • “I tend to just want to take a nap.”

    Leonard Hegedus Induction Furnace Operator
  • “But the hotter it is the more ice cream trucks there will be!”

    Rob Still Dog Pound Attendant
  • “You’re really starting to piss me off.”

    Jayson Pearson Dairy Bacteriologist
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