Global Warming Skeptics Growing In Numbers

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Vol 46 Issue 10

Lazy Free Agent Wants To Try Out Over Phone

CHARLOTTE, NC—In an effort to avoid physical exertion, strenuous activity, and standing up, slothful free agent Hollis Thomas told several NFL general managers Friday that he would prefer to try out for their teams over the phone.
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Global Warming Skeptics Growing In Numbers

Since 2008, the number of people who don't believe in global warming has doubled to 16 percent. What do you think?
  • "Probably most guys could just use another week or so to reconcile the inconsistencies of recent individual findings with the broader scientific consensus."

    Brian Fouts
    Bid Assessor
  • "Luckily, you don't have to care about global warming to want to reap the benefits of composting."

    Cathey Goodall
    Census Enumerator
  • "At least the number of Holocaust deniers only grew by a third."

    Joseph Fossey
    Gang-Bore Operator
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