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Vol 46 Issue 08

Ski Jumper Has To Work On His Soaring

VANCOUVER—Following a disappointing 98.5-meter effort that onlookers described as a "longish hop" or "sort of a flutter," ski jumper Hans Pavelka announced Friday that he would redouble his commitment to soaring.
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GM Closing Hummer

After a takeover deal with a Chinese manufacturer fell through, General Motors announced that it would shut down its Hummer line. What do you think?
  • "Since it’s presumably going under, I'm visiting my local Hummer dealership to see what kind of a deal I can get on the inflatable dancing man they have out by the road."

    Elizabeth Bondurant
    Systems Analyst
  • "Now what are we supposed to drive through the deserts of countries with which we are at war? Or to J. Crew?"

    Richard Boyd
    Tradeshow Sales Manager
  • "They can't take away the one you've already got, right? Especially if you're kind of living in it?"

    Devon Little
    Marketing Consutlant
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