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Vol 45 Issue 33

Mom Has Some Wild New Ideas For Dressing Son This Year

TIGARD, OR—"Well, you know how boys are," said Karen Dougherty, as she carefully hemmed the cuffs on a pair of baby-blue corduroys. "If Michael had his way, he'd probably run out the door every day in a T-shirt, jeans, and sneakers.
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GM Selling Cars On eBay

In order to combat its sales slump, General Motors, in cooperation with about 225 dealerships, has begun selling cars on the auction website eBay. What do you think?
  • "With this kind of innovative thinking, I think GM will someday be as successful as my mom's homemade candle business.”

    Alice Huston
    Birth Attender
  • "I guess not selling cars on eBay is probably a lot cheaper than hiring people to not sell cars in dealerships."

    Kim Amell
    Systems Analyst
  • "They nailed the crux of the problem right there. The reason for the collapse of the auto market was that you just couldn't buy a brand-new $25,000 vehicle, sight unseen, from an Internet auction house."

    Andy Nachtrab
    Hammer Mill Operator
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