adBlockCheck

Recent News

‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.
End Of Section
  • More News

Gmail Suffers Major Outage

An overloaded Google router caused a shutdown of Gmail on Tuesday, affecting 150 million users for nearly two hours. What do you think?
  • "So by the end of next May, we should start seeing the first of the Google Outage babies being born."

    Carla Levy Systems Analyst
  • "Now I don't look so silly for never signing up for an e-mail address, do I?"

    Eric Newman Pile-Driver Operator
  • "Remember the time when 150 million people couldn't use Gmail for nearly ten years? From 1993–2003? And every year before that? Unimaginable."

    Adam Carmody Safe Installer

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close