God Told Roberts To Quit University

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God Told Roberts To Quit University

Amidst charges of mishandling resources, Richard Roberts resigned from his post as president of the debt-saddled Oral Roberts University, saying God told him to step down. What do you think?
  • "Well now I'm confused, because over Thanksgiving God told me Roberts is full of shit."

    Bekkah Potter
  • "This would be a commendable move if God hadn't been seen driving around in that brand new Maserati."

    Ray Bayne
    Systems Analyst
  • "Looks like Roberts is applying the Christian ideal of apologizing and walking away once the shit has hit the fan."

    Alberto Rosa
    Furniture Assembler